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amadaun23:You think “I’m brave and I’m crazy and I can drink”. But it’s really like “I can’t socially talk to people without having a stupid fake confidence that’s obnoxious”. You think it’s like truth serum, but it’s more like

mykinkybloggity: auntiesuzette: I think this bitch is ready.. don’t you This reminds me of that scene in The World Is Not Enough where the Bond villain is shoving the rods into the reactor core of the submarine or whatever. That is literally what

mykinkybloggity: auntiesuzette: I think this bitch is ready.. don’t you This reminds me of that scene in The World Is Not Enough where the Bond villain is shoving the rods into the reactor core of the submarine or whatever. That is literally what

Ruby: That is literally the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen in my life.(Submitted by pearly-pie)

I sometimes wish I had a weighted blanket because the weight of something on top of me is comforting and it takes down my anxiety levels but then I realized that the reason I don’t just buy one is because I can literally call in my dog Casey and she’ll

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSBAND

Ok but did no one gif that scene where Seol is fighting her copy cat and Bora is literally in the background screaming “finish her" lmao

pepperree: pepperree: Oops this has already been reblogged everywhere :,D 1) Please don’t tag as ‘me’ as this is literally me and a friend (ottercola’s monstersona, Eris). 2) That said, the two here are high school friends in this AU! With

drunkonschadenfreude:i love it when video games give me meaningful dialogue choices that are going to influence the story

ratsofftoya: roseskinnycoffee: ratsofftoya: British food look like this Excuse me. Okay.. alright.. British food does not look like that. That is British food: This is British food: Sunday dinner looks amazing right? This is also British food:

I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva.

introverted with extroverted tendencies

raiikyuu: me: *is replaced*me: hahaha thats ok as long as ur happy :) :) :) :) :)

This is literally me when I invite a new guy to join our Xbox group that I flirt with (knowing nothing can happen between us) and everyone either starts confessing their love for him, me, or both of us out of fucking nowhere. Wtf

flatsound: sorry you haven’t seen much of me lately it’s just that everything in the whole world is overwhelming

Question~Now that I’m getting back into the supernatural fandom does anyone want me to tag specific ships to blacklist? Right now everything is under the spn tag because I literally ship everything.

poke-my-gashkarth: mememaster: are you kidding me Welcome to school You realize, of course…. that that is LITERALLY incorrect… right?… hahaha how is this not legitimate…. >_>

burning-yaungol: winelesbian: winelesbian: this mermaid is velma’s gf i dont make the rules this is literally so fucking gay ….wtf the fuck Is this Alphidyne

draconym: Any time someone tells you that men or women should behave a certain way because -~~*NATURE*~~-

vixyhoovesmod: thepantypantry: vgcats: New VG Cats! “Whats in a name”VGCats.com This is literally me. usually step 2 first, then im stuck at “that name is taken” for 4+ hours. Customization is a huge deal to me and I love it but also

burntcopper: xxleondraxx: that-catholic-shinobi: This is the funniest thing i’ve heard my entire life 😭 Truth xD This is literally me as a kid. Dad used to have the responsibility of giving out the well reports that came in on the friday night

partyatsanguines: playing eso for the first time without a guide or any advice is just does a chapter quest too soon gets lost goes somewhere i shouldn’t be yet for a prologue quest does the main quest out of order gets lost goes to craglorn too soon

cardozzza: queenbapho: honestly what the fuck is even going on with skyrim you can learn chemistry by eating bees This is literally the only thing anyone has ever said that’s made me want to play Skyrim

fit-girls-do-it-betterr: theblackcreative: boss-ass-fit: can’t not reblog Me at exercise class no you don’t understand that is literally me

yourroyalpenis: pixiesstolemyapples: theanti90smovement: theanti90smovement: please watch this video of my brother such an important video MY SIDES That is literally me whenever I drive somewhere. Holy shit. Lol he rocks!

magicalgirlmami: why is it that i cant have sex with byakuya togami that was all i ever wanted why

haveitjoeway: togepistew: That literally is my jock strap that is literally me thinking about you in your jockstrap

ignotae: With no reply button I lack the ability to send little quick notes of encouragement or congratulations or delight or sympathy to people that matter to me and so I’d like to say thanks for literally nothing tumblr Exactly. Liked that better

chiveburger: seonho is honestly SUCH a natural variety star, and I think it stems from the fact that his brain is literally empty. he doesn’t know anything, but that’s okay because at the end of the day he’s still a great actor and a handsome boy.

captain-nerdgasm: mistletease: kimisbaked: I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me My boner is nervous

sweetfucktory: I got this “flirting” thing that everyone is talking about on lock down

thepumpkinparade: that is absolutely not where i thought this was going

touchmykittykat: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took

amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

greater-than-the-sword:burntcopper: xxleondraxx: that-catholic-shinobi: This is the funniest thing i’ve heard my entire life 😭 Truth xD This is literally me as a kid. Dad used to have the responsibility of giving out the well reports that came

unclefather:unclefather:It’s weird how many sexual messages I get considering that my header photo is a picture of me as a child after I set my first house fire Like this is literally my header? Why are you horny for me? I did arson at the tender age

slangwang: i honestly dont mind the homestuck pauses/hiatuses because hussie is literally stalling the inevitable end of the comic and i am perfectly 100% okay with that

hate: is it bad that i secretly want to be hit by a car all the time

bloodyvoid: You know when you really want to stab someone but then you remember that it’s illegal

horrorcutie: if you’ve ever been in love with an emotionally abusive person you will literally never understand how hard it is to leave them. don’t tell me “just leave them, ur better than that!!!! uwu” its not that fucking easy i am in love

So I’m having a pretty shitty day so far but I woke up with my follower count down lower than when I went to sleep and I remembered that yesterday this blog that is my ENTIRE writing inspiration followed me (literally the only reason I have the guts

Me watching tv: something happens that is literally of no concern or even relates to meMe: I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSEL

inkskinned: inkskinned: top 5 trends that make mentally ill people roll their eyes!! “normal people scare me” “it’s okay that you have depression, it makes you a better artist” the character that is cured once they find love “everyone

noangelsinthegarrison: My mum: Oh well done girls you finished the Christmas tree! My mum: It’s great! Let me just take a pi - wait. Is that … My mum: Oh for heaven’s sake. My mum: *sigh* I should have seen this coming.

Literally too depressed to care about anything, like I’m fine and it’s the usual things in life that’s shitting on me. But before it would really bother m. Now I’m just numb and it’s like wow that is typical when it comes

stopthatitssilly: pixiedustandcrossbows: socksyart: I feel like crying for no reason sometimes, and that is ok. This is literally me Me

petalya: I’m in that gray area of life where you’ve successfully removed most if not all of the toxic people from your life but now you’re lonely and have no one to talk to and hope you meet new people soon but since you’re on the low side of

What bothers me the most about this website is that feminists have to insist that if you believe in women’s rights and equal rights you are a feminist. As if that is literally the only choice available. Black or white. Left or right. You either are

ilookextremelygood: *wraps around significant other’s body* this is my home! this is where i live! @slendershadow1 literally me

bl-ossomed: amazighprincex: you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers also

lampad1994: i think a big reason why i use tons of emoticons and exclamation points is because i want there to be no doubt that i’m being friendly and not at all terse or uninterested, cause i have the problem where when people reply to me i’m sure

Person A : Drags me into personal/business drama they had with someone else which I have no part of but they just wanted to have someone to yell at (in public) and then no longer wants to be friends because I didn’t let them bully me.Person B : Confesses

okay like if you paid me and i made you horny, that’s good that is literally why you paid me you don’t owe me anything else i promise

ohmystydiaheart:*forgets that not everyone has watched the 10 seasons of friends 18 times.*

dank-bxtch: boob-es: criddagucci: that is literally me Gold Me

Can we just ignore how messy my bathroom is? Thanks guys

kokoro4kakashi: Year is 2547child: i can’t sleeeeepmother: awww, i’ll sing you this ancient lullaby that my mother taught me, and her mother taught her…[cuddles]mother: WEEEE AAAARE FIGHTING DREAMERS! TAKAMI WO MEZASHITE!

beetledrink:i don’t play OW much anymore but when i did it was funny as hell that people would angrily tell you to diversify your mains… nah i paid money for this game i’m gonna play who the hell i want. i’m not a team player i’m a junkrat

acosmiclullaby: So I heard that Sunny is officially and literally Meenah Peixes. It lead to me drawing this. ooh man thank you!! <3 THE CAT AND SPACE TEXTURE I’M LAUghing yeah that’s me

gsnfsdnflkdns i literally just saw a post claiming that peter has never met deadpool or johnny storm in canonlike i’m sorry but if several team-ups and 40+ books exclusively dedicated to his relationship with wade, and meeting/befriending johnny in

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